Tag Archives: Humor

Kung Pow movie night!

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Enter the Fist. This fight is my favorite.

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Fanfic fan-fucking-awful.

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It’s been a while since I posted anything, but I felt the need to share this awesome…amazing, shit it’s really bad fanfic quotes. I know I couldn’t bare to read the whole stories but the quotes are just awesome. Seldom have I read fanfiction and what I did remember reading wasn’t too bad, but from what I gather it’s a thing to go out of your way to write really bad fanfictions with random sexual content for no reason or people are just that crazy and horny. I don’t know, but if laughter is truly the best medicine, by all means read these quotes.

 

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Owls=Evil

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Who says owls are cute? CUTE?! Look at this bastard. Nothing cute about him at all. Owls are evil. Or at least associated with evil. Stolas, a giant man owl, is said to be a king in Hell and teaches men about plants and astronomy. Okay, I know that doesn’t sound necessarily evil by today standards. Wisdom is a thing of evil, isn’t it? According to the Christian religion it is. Adam and Eve were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge. Maybe it’s better to keep your followers ignorant. I never understand most of the Old Testament, and just so no one of offended I’m not bashing Christianity. I’m simply stating that I don’t understand it or at least most of it. Back to owls. Those little fuckers are everywhere now. Clothing, jewelry, and television. This Muppet is horrible. I need to research this show. I bet it’s for kids. At any rate, I wouldn’t want some giant owl thing towering over me screeching “Look at this plant human! It’s good for heart burn!”  I wouldn’t be able to listen due to the pounding of my heart blocking out all noise. A heart attack would be had and that thing would drag me back to Hell with it. So whenever I see an owl, I say “No thank you. I’d rather have a kitten necklace anyways.”