Lot Lizards


A few of mine recently started semi truck driving across America, he pretty hates it but it’s good money. Every so often he calls to talk my ear off but the first time he called he mentioned how annoying “lot lizards” were. Oh God, the imagery that passed through my mind. I imagined the Geico lizard wearing black sparkling high hills, fake eye lashes, and smudged whore-red lipstick all topped off with a leather mini skirt and black bando to cover those a cups. It was sickening and hilarious at the same time. I knew truck drivers were famous for their prostitutes but that nickname is probably the best thing I’ve heard thus far in 2012 besides the bath salt zombie.


I love the idea of a slutty lizard….I don’t know why.


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