Monthly Archives: June 2012

Lot Lizards

Standard

A few of mine recently started semi truck driving across America, he pretty hates it but it’s good money. Every so often he calls to talk my ear off but the first time he called he mentioned how annoying “lot lizards” were. Oh God, the imagery that passed through my mind. I imagined the Geico lizard wearing black sparkling high hills, fake eye lashes, and smudged whore-red lipstick all topped off with a leather mini skirt and black bando to cover those a cups. It was sickening and hilarious at the same time. I knew truck drivers were famous for their prostitutes but that nickname is probably the best thing I’ve heard thus far in 2012 besides the bath salt zombie.

 

I love the idea of a slutty lizard….I don’t know why.

Fanfic fan-fucking-awful.

Standard

It’s been a while since I posted anything, but I felt the need to share this awesome…amazing, shit it’s really bad fanfic quotes. I know I couldn’t bare to read the whole stories but the quotes are just awesome. Seldom have I read fanfiction and what I did remember reading wasn’t too bad, but from what I gather it’s a thing to go out of your way to write really bad fanfictions with random sexual content for no reason or people are just that crazy and horny. I don’t know, but if laughter is truly the best medicine, by all means read these quotes.

 

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/badfics/photos