Monthly Archives: March 2012

Oh Disnesy! “What’s my crime?” “What’s my line?”

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Awesome! I’ve never realized what “What’s my crime?” was referring to when Jasper and Horace were watching it. I can’t find a good clip of the show in 101 Dalmations but here’s the show its referencing with non other than Salvador Dali! He’s a card, that’s for sure, “What’s my line?”

http://www.wimp.com/myline/

This man will say yes to everything. Towards the end I’m not too sure how she guessed he had a mustache or that he was a painter. Very strange, but it’s entertaining.

I am insane because I am afraid.

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http://www.wimp.com/nofear/

 

This is probably one of the best videos I’ve ever discovered on the internet. I’m questioning myself after watching this video. We left our minds rule our sense of fear and our lives. If we were not rooted in our imaginations and stuck in this loop of “What’s going to happen tomorrow?” or the simply put the fear of tomorrow than we’d be happier? All I’ve known is to fear the future. Worry about how to pay my bills, my career, and everything. Everything in my life is happening in the future in my mind, I guess I really don’t have a sense of now.

Although I have to argue against his stance of there being no fear in reality. Isn’t reality extremely frighting? I think so. We have wars going on, threats of bombing, people starving, economic woes, and ect. Everyone has something happening in the now that is frighting to them. So, I can’t say I agree that fear is imaginary. At least not 100%.

What I find so interesting is the fact that we, I, fear a lot of nonexistent things. I’m not sure what the root of that is. Seems like throughout history, throughout the ages, people have always fear the future or their own future, thus people are in a way all slightly insane? If we follow the definition of insanity then yes. The fear of something that does not exist. If nothing else, just watch the video. I’m going to go ponder life for a while.

Epic Rap Battles of History

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I love youtube. There’s certainly something for everyone. Puppies playing, children singing, music, big foot videos, and my favorite U.F.O videos. Lately, I’ve been more into following certain channels or in particular is the Epic Rap Battles channel. Honestly, rap music isn’t my cup of tea but these are hilarious for all the right reasons. You don’t want to see Abe Lincoln and Chuck Norris spit mad lyrics at one another? Well….you’re FUCKING CRAZY! Maybe these videos are not the most brilliant viral videos out there but damn they are pretty freaking awesome. How the hell do you people come up with these ideas.

 

A couple of my favorites are:

Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0&feature=relmfu

Such an odd combination but it works out perfectly. I’ve always thought Mr. Rogers was a tad bit creepy and his rapping style is just as creepy. Very soft spoken and calm. “Hello there neighbor..” Almost makes me gag it’s so frighting. Mr. T of course is fairly hilarious but the jokes were obvious.

Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg&feature=related

Have you ever thought that Dr. Seuss might be a weird, or awkward? Well he tends to be a bit odd in this video, not even talking he just draws up the Cat in the Hat and makes him do all the work. Shakespeare is really good in this though. However his second rap is a little hard to follow. I can’t talk that fast. I can’t name anyone I know that can talk that fast Love it. Just freaking love it

These guys have several videos worth checking out. Nothing life changing, just pure fun.

Mothman

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This is Mothman

So the Legend of Mothman is a story every American should know. This is our Loch Ness monster so to speak. Everyone knows about Big Foot and he’s a little overrated and over discussed.

The origin of Mothman is something of large debate and many locals in West Virginia state, where the creature was originally spotted, there are a few stories floating around about this beast. The first sighting of Mothman came from a woman who was driving home late one night and a large man like creature walked out into road. She slowed down and he “spread his wings” and flew away. She never reported it and most people didn’t report the sitings because no one would believe. Have you ever seen a U.F.O.? Who would believe you if you did?

The area near a town called Point Pleasant was home to the creature, it’s called the TNT area. During World War II ammunition and reportedly some other toxic chemicals were stored in domed shaped land formations. Some of these toxic chemicals leaked out into the near by lake and could have caused an animal to mutate. Mothman has been dismissed as a mutated Sandbill crane, which has giant red patches on its head.  One of Mothman’s biggest physical features that everyone seems to remember are his two large red glowing eyes.  The creature has been seen by so many different people and in many different areas.Where the hell is it at now?

There’ s a lot more to the legend then what I’ve mentioned, but hey it’s fun to do a little research yourself. I don’t think I could handle seeing a creature like this. A seven foot tall moth like man with giant glowing eyes that sounds like a woman screaming chasing you down the street in your car. No. No thank you. It’s a shame that this creatures are so damn hard to find these days. There hasn’t been any Mothman sitings for a while now. Maybe the phenomenon died. Or it sleeps for a years at a time. Maybe that’s where they got the idea  for Jeepers Creepers.  I’m surprised no one has a photo or video of this creature. They had cameras in the 60s when it was first reported. Then again the photos would be poor quality. The most recent Big Foot sighting was grainy. This doesn’t make sense to me. We had HD technology people. Hell, even cell phones have decent cameras with 8 megapixels.

Owls=Evil

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Who says owls are cute? CUTE?! Look at this bastard. Nothing cute about him at all. Owls are evil. Or at least associated with evil. Stolas, a giant man owl, is said to be a king in Hell and teaches men about plants and astronomy. Okay, I know that doesn’t sound necessarily evil by today standards. Wisdom is a thing of evil, isn’t it? According to the Christian religion it is. Adam and Eve were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge. Maybe it’s better to keep your followers ignorant. I never understand most of the Old Testament, and just so no one of offended I’m not bashing Christianity. I’m simply stating that I don’t understand it or at least most of it. Back to owls. Those little fuckers are everywhere now. Clothing, jewelry, and television. This Muppet is horrible. I need to research this show. I bet it’s for kids. At any rate, I wouldn’t want some giant owl thing towering over me screeching “Look at this plant human! It’s good for heart burn!”  I wouldn’t be able to listen due to the pounding of my heart blocking out all noise. A heart attack would be had and that thing would drag me back to Hell with it. So whenever I see an owl, I say “No thank you. I’d rather have a kitten necklace anyways.”

Needing to branch.

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Well I’ve had a tumblr for some time now, but I’ve been entertaining the thought of a “website” for years now. Every artists should have one right? I think so. Is this a good domain name? I need to make this purchase soon, tomorrow perhaps. Forgive the unfinished look it has about it. Simplicity is nice but can we say “Dyaamn!”? This is plain Jane. All good things come with time and hard work so I’ll take my time making this look more like home.